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milky extract all the file

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help it finishes downloading and then deletes itself
im on win 10 helpppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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on mac for some reason I cant look in different directions

thats because the sensitivity is very low. Turn it up in the settings and you might be able to look around faster and easier

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! I'm unable to download this onto linux because it comes as a .exe. Am I doing something wrong?

did you download the linux one

Yes

.exe doesn't always mean its a virus, but I am not sure if your doing anything wrong because I dont own a linux..
try reinstalling maybe?

the problem is that linux doesnt support .exe files

oh
oof

https://drive.google.com/file/d/10j_gXje8Uxq7_6Zu_-K-tADBHzyLb8mM/view?usp=shari...  its public i think my last one was private BTW I DID GET A 5.8 IT JUST DOESNT SAY

i meant i got a 5.8  but it didnt count bbecuase of a bug i promise

This game was excellent! I love the goofy style the enemies walked towards someone and I really like the powerups it gave us. The level difficulty was perfect and I wouldn't have changed anything you did!

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Stop complaning about not being able to play on mac. 2 reasons, 1: you bought an overpriced toaster with 4 gb ram for 1,500. 2: Apple makes their coding language too difficult for no reason. Or dani just too lazy cuz he was too busy drinking milk

im gonna go with the milk one

bruh no
apple makes it WAYYY  too hard to do it

plus, it only works on old mac's. not new ones.


WHY DO EVERYONE JUST HATE DANI BECAUSE UR MAC CANT PLAY A WINDOWS APPLICATION

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!ATTENTION!

The game do not run on MAC because Dani hates Apple.

If you didn't know that you should watch more Dani's game making videos.

Contact me if you have arguments: irgoiscool@mail.ru
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u need a very old mac
also dani doesn't hate apple, apple just makes it very hard for him to make it compataible on mac

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I think that this is a joke

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hahahahahaha

no

it works for older mac's 
also dani DOES NOT hate apple, Apple makes it too hard for dani to put A WINDOWS APPLICATION

to a Mac.

wow that was really cool

to play on mac just put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*
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wow that was realy cool

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wow that was raly cal!

wow that was really cool

W o w T h a t W a s R e a l l y C o o l

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wow that was really cool

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wow that was really cool

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool

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wow that was really cool

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wow that was really cool

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wow that was really cool

wow that was really cool

dear all people who say, “I can’t play on mac”, you can’t play due to Dani hating Apple hardware. Why do you think you can’t play his mobile games on Iphone. UwU send feedback to my email: nkeller5627@gmail.com

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dani
does
not
hate
apple






APPLE
makes
It
hard
for
dani
to
put windows application
to a mac pc

so Apple is hard? Like a boner?

yes

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wahhhh it wont let me downlooad

mac player?

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cant play on mac

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fuck you :D

hahahhahahaha
very funny

fuck you too :D

Put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*
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WHAT THE HEC DANI MAC OWENERS CAN PLAY IT THIS AINT THICC     >:(                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But you bought a mac, from the one company that doesn't like to give creative access to users.
Also the download is right there.

you actually need an extremely old version of mac to play it on mac lmao

I think it's because apple doesn't want to update OpenGL or something.

Put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*

where milk on last stage??????????????????????????????????

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In a hole near the 3 archers


Labeled "This milk is harder to find than Karlsons release date"

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THICC

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WE CANT PLAY ON MAC WAAAAA

u need a really old ver of mac to play his games on mac

Dont buy macs theyre really bad

windows is much better than the horrible mac!

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Put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*

what do you mean for user/USERNAME folde

what does that mean

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oi idiot dani we mac owners cant play idiot so help us

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this is billy! we dont like billy!

Put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*

then open the app and it work !

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i Beat the game in 5 mn 30 secs

lol

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i like all the thick milk

it awas fun and hard 9 and 10 was the hardest

this game is amazing and thicc and has alot of milk neat

wow that was really cool :)

wow that was really coo

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found itfound it

lol rip

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I receive a message: "this app could't be open" when try to enter the file on the .ZIP on mi MAC. 


There are some tutorials for learn how to install this on any MAC. 

Thanks.

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Blame apple for making there coding language so difficult

Put the .app in your user/USERNAME folder an then execute (in the terminal)

 chmod a+x mac.app/Contents/MacOS/*

u need an really old mac to download it without that problem

yeah mine is 2011 and it runs fine

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Wow that was really cool! 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

wow that was really cool 👍

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haha I broke the chain

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wow that was really cool 👍

wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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wow that was really cool 👍

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this is the most fun game ive played in a while tbh.

the ragdolls make me go yes, each and every hit of mine feels like its an achievement on its own, and i love how unpredictable your enemies' hits are, because it makes me try to hit them before they can and then go with a block, hit, block, hit on them. its really fun to play. the only thing that i dislike, is how hard the parkour is lol.

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every time i try to download this it says Failed - Download error

and i don't know how to fix it

same

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so i wont get a virus if a start it

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no! it is a very fun game, and doesnt have any viruses.

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wow thats really cool

no virus bro. dani is a trustable dev. this is great game bro.

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itch.io automatically scan uploads for viruses and we don’t see any issues with the files uploaded here. Hope that helps!

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Listen up. I will install and play this game on a VM (Virtrual machine)

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ok and?

its not a virus ya know

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Wow that was really cool!

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Wow that was really cool!

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Wow that was really cool!

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Wow that was really cool!

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Wow that was really- FU YOU

wow that wasn't really cool

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Wow that was really cool!

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yes

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its just say the download is eror

omg the error message is anti-orange juice gang we must destroy it!

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Amazing game but needs a level editor 

it will be on karlson

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Wow that was really cool!
No rly, it is very impressive, considering you made this in three days!
GG Dani for the game and Neo Nomen for the amazing Soundtrack

0100101001111001100101

i life

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I hope this make a mobile version

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then dont use mac for playing and buy a pc that have windows

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or just simply install windows on your mac

Why should he buy a pc just to play a game jam game that was made in 3 DAYS?

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because mac is cringe! only huge toothpaste gang people think mac is better than windows! mac is massive cringe and u must destroy it!

Yeah same

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Game seems to runs at 5fps for some reason, any tips?

Is your pc/laptop good? You could be running the game on integrated graphics instead of dedicated

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AMD ryzen 5 2600, Radeon Rx 580 8gb, runs games like Tarkov at 75fps on medium high

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sorry for late reply, sadly, i don't know much about AMD cards, so i can't help here

all good

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