I don't know which is sadder, the fact that you're saying "epic gamer" unironically or that you think speedrunning some random game nobody has ever heard of makes you cool.
funniest game ever me and my brother were laughing like crazy at this game and I made it on controller and he played and he was very happy thank you for this game dani
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I played this game and its epically insane! Even though it's strange for the sake of being strange, its really well made :)
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T HI C C
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T H I C C
It's just me, or is Karlson looking kinda.....*Inhales*.....TH.....THI.....thin.
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milk
how you play this it show black screen
THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING HARD!!!! >:(
And YES I am an epic gamer. I got the WR for "You're Late!", so shut up
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I love MILK
Fack you this game is so hard and has terrible controls. Now I got grounded by my parents
And I am an epik gamer. I speedran "You're Late!" and got the WR
I don't know which is sadder, the fact that you're saying "epic gamer" unironically or that you think speedrunning some random game nobody has ever heard of makes you cool.
I diagnose you with not epic gamer, not boner and cringe
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THIS GAME LOOKS KINDA
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T H I C C
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String game = "T H I C C";
karlson is hungry
hm what would he eat maybe........cheese
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funniest game ever me and my brother were laughing like crazy at this game and I made it on controller and he played and he was very happy thank you for this game dani
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K A R L S O N V I B E
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Thicc
dani i cant play karlson.