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oh nu

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This game is so fun and it's hard. I love it!!

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this game is stupid hard, but milk out of ten for how stupidly good it is

wow dani check out my own gamedev

bruh im literally  addicted to this game

haha banana controller goes skrrrrrt

my game won't run what do i do

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Try This Link 

That download tutorial is for Milkman Karlson, not Jelly Drift

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you should make sure u download itch first. dont just download from the browser

^

r u on mac?

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Dani add control change option or i beat yo milk

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i cant beat the first level :( 

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cuz ur not a gamer B

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no, because if you turn to millimeters you start drifting and spin out and the bot can very lightly tap your car and you will spin out but if you hit the bot it hardly moves at all and the bot has more control over the drifting

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you can't even drive a straight line, because every tiny adjustment causes your car to turn sideways

its a joke :(

oh yeah

no dani you cant just make a game about drifting and call it a game!

dani: haha car go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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this game is wack and i love that it is as wack as it is 

milk out of 10

car go broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt 

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haha car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkkrt brrrrrrr boom woooosh

original description on android

CAR GOOOOO VROOM BRRR DSKSKSKKS weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg                                          -full description what the game is about

HAHA CAR GOOOOO VROOM BRRR DSKSKSKKS

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The handling is a thousand times more better than Cyberpunk. 10 out of Milk.

-IGN

WHAT HOW??? IS THIS REAL???

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no just checked the profile 2 days ol

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10 out of milk is like saying orange juice out of 10000000000

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This game really does go brrr

im always so close but then i drift a little too much and get stuck

counter steering, key to mastering the mechanics in jelly drift, counter steer more than you steer. that fixed up a lot of silly slips

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way too many spots to get stuck

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Thiccity thicc

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enemy cars like brick me like feather

Deleted 2 years ago
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That's Dani, what did you think?

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well yes, but dani funni mani he make controller out of banani. Also just in case you didn't watch his video youtube.com/watch?v=vq3NyBt__PE

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As a sim racer myself, this is a great change of pace for me. the game is hard because you're expecting some form of realism, but once you get used to the jank-ass weirdly lovely physics and handling it's ligit an amazing race experience. as for the NPCs, yeah they're garbage. I've already put like 2 hours into the game, and I'm just now getting "good", but I still find it fun

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The game is really fun to play! But also really hard.

That's why I am here to give some feedback! The game is indeed, like you said in your video,  very hard to control but that's also something nice about it, it means that there is a big learning curve.

 Sometimes it is frustrating, as an example: If you play on easy mode it is still incredibly hard for a new player to win.  The game  is also not balanced around the bots, what I mean by that  is that the bots are "OP" they cannot be moved around and  they also don't have the hard to control drifting mechanic. I would maybe just add them that(I don't know anything about programing so I don't know how hard it is to add that).

I hope that my comment is helpful.

Ps: English is not my native language so please don't rant about how terribly it is written.

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Review:

Graphics:

⬜ BEST!

☑ Good, but not best.

⬜ idk

⬜ Bad.

⬜ WORST GRAPHICS I'VE EVER SEEN!


Music:

☑ BEST!

⬜ Good, but not best.

⬜ idk

⬜ Bad.

⬜ WORST MUSIC!


Sound effects:

☑☑☑ car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkrrt boom

⬜ BEST!

⬜ Good.

⬜ idk

⬜ Bad.

⬜ WORST SOUND EFFECTS!


Compatible with old PCs? (Mine is AMD Radeon HD 5450, AMD Athlon II 160u 2GB RAM)

☑ Yes.

⬜ No.


Friction (Player's car):

☑ Minecraft blue ice with a boat.

⬜ Blue ice without a boat.

⬜ idk what to type here.

⬜ There is some friction.

⬜ Your car doesn't drift.


Friction (AI player):

⬜ Slides

⬜ Doesn't drift

☑ sv_friction 999999999


AI:

⬜ Best!

⬜ Good.

⬜ Not good.

⬜Bad.

oof


360s:

☑ ez

⬜ hard


Drift:

⬜ EZ PZ lemon squeezy!

☑ A bit hard.

⬜ Hard.

⬜ So hard.

Hard to learn?

⬜ ez

⬜ Not that hard.

☑ Hard.

⬜ Hardest game eva!


Funny?

☑ You don't even need to ask. It is funni!

⬜ So funny.

⬜ Maybe.

⬜ No it isn't.


Hard to beat Dani?

⬜ So EZ

⬜ EZ

⬜ idk

⬜ A bit hard.

Hard.


My overall score:

11/10

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nice that it works on controller

i cant figure out how to make it work can you help

with me, i was just able to plug in my controller and it worked

I think it depends on what controller you have. I have a xbox 360 controller and that works :)

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kool

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Is it just me or this game is looking kinda'      T H I C C 

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You have achieved comedy
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Does it only happen to me that Danis ghost just doesnt appear?

You're not the only one.

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Looks really promising but it is very difficult to control drifts because the sensitivity is so high. A sensitivity scale would be great. 

im goin to beat dani ghost

Me launching the game for the first time: "I'm sure I can beat Dani's ghost easy. he doesn't seem like a racer to me."

Me after 2 hours of playing: "I am not beating Dani's ghost... I am a disgrace to racers"

10/10 gameplay experience. never have I been thrilled to get my ass handed to me on the easiest difficulty until now lmao

My pc wont let me run the game and says they protected me lmao

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DOWNLOAD IT ON THE ITCH APP

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press more info then run anyways, then it works :)

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this game is bad bc the enemy cars in race mode ar like bricks and you can't move them but they can move you like a feather

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indeed, the mechanics are fine but the npc(s) arent... I ll tell you what needs to be fixed, the npc needs to have the same traction as us, i.e., they can be moved as easily as we get pushed around. second, it needs a crash avoidance algorithm, nothing to complex, enough for it to try and not hit you in dee bum and do pit maneuvers every 15 seconds

Yea, but for the first 4 maps you just go backwards and win easy. for the last map... you need luck

bruh i cant install the game plz fix AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

download it on the itch app

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Please make it available for apple silicon. Also, it would be good if u could adjust sensitivity of the steering

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apple silicon is arm based, he will have to port the arm(android) version to mac then, possible, but unlikely, sorry. 

He's using Unity. Building for Apple Silicon is only available in latest unity builds but it's gonna eventually be everywhere.

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yeah but all you would have to do is update the editor to 2020.2 and then select apple silicon + intel in build settings

that makes it much more probable that dani could release a macos arm build as soon as he wanted. I doubt dani will update this game anymore but yes apple silicon support would be appreciated

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watch his video its Dani on youtube, he cant apple makes it impossible for him to do that

He meant iOS in that part. Mac is easier to support.

for iOS he can make a webgl version and then embed touch controls in it. webgl is supported on iOS safari

T H I C C

Go brrrrrr

I'm on android-_-

Go to google play and go BRRRRRR SKKKKRRRRRRRRRRT BROUM BROUM LOOL

sorry you cant play it was banned before the video was released, if you have a pc you can install it from here

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