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Good job boner, very cool

thx dani, very cool

thnx for 32-bit

mac version does not open

use itch

thnx 

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what do you mean with "itch" ?

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Me: Ahh what a nice day.

Bot: Haha fuk you I ma push you off the cliff.

Me: Fuuuuuuk man, why these bots weight 50000kg.

Just pit em' in their rear corner

Works every time :)

where dani-box3000 compatibility

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At first: (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then: (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Going off cliff because of bad controls: (⓿_⓿)

(⓿_⓿)( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

ಥ_ಥಥ_ಥ

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sus

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supper sus

mmmmm supper

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sussser

mmmmmmm

mm SUUSSY BAKA

LOOK AT MY MUZZLES

lol does it have controller suppor

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ai am i right guys

Not in my eyes

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pretty good once you get used to the controls its Really fun but gotta say the car on the downhill map is a lil too fast impossible to beat other than that good game especially in the short amount of time you made it and no updates

haha car go vroom vroom brrrrrrr skkkrt wooosh!!

vroom vroom

noice game'

bussin bussin on god

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this is english btw

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Ahh..... Yes, I love perfect English!

car go vroom zoom skrrrt

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there is only one impossible part of this game, it is controlling 

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game is fun but the ai just ruins it. i also found out that no matter what order u get all checkpoints, u still win. so my strategy to avoid ai is drive backwards

edit: ok i did all maps backwards other than akina downhill cause that impossible to reverse race it in medium difficulty. the ae86 is super fast by the way and impossible to beat with the black car with 0 drift, which is my favourite

It says there is a download for Mac but it doesn't work for me, does that has something to do with the M1 chip instead of a Intel chip or am I doing something wrong?

When I've downloaded it and try to open it it says that there isn't an app to open the file in.. how do I fix this?

It's probably a compatibility issue with the M1, you might want to try using a VM or deleting all Jelly Drift files and reinstalling.

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or just use the chmod + x command like me and it will work fine

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command line syntax (if still in the downloads folder): chmod 755 /Users/$USER/Downloads/Mac.app/Contents/MacOS/Jelly\ Drift

worked for me

would be nice if you were able to change the controls

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visuals are pretty cool,but THE FUCKING DRIFTING IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THIS GAME
YOU HAVE TO HANDBREAK EVERY FREAKING LITTLE TAP OF A OR D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HSUT THER FUCXK UP KIDO  I WILL FUAS........................................be right back

Too bad Dani's not very knowledgeable about cars (I imagine he is now but back then... yeah)

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you get stuck on everything and need to reset or recover to the last checkpoint when you get off the road cause that ai is coming for your ass at mach 2

this in itself isnt an issue but the ai handles like a gocart and can respawn literally anywhere meanwhile the slightest tap of a or d and OOP GOTTA HANDBREAK damn you fishtail every 2 seconds

i know its a rage game but its just too glitchy to finish without spending your life savings on a steering wheel or making your own that constantly sends you in random directions [like i did]

if you dont understand what im saying cause lets face it dani's main community consist of kids in elementary school

the game is almost too glitchy to play and your gonna flip your keyboard after 10 minutes of the second fucking level

just git gud lol

Ok 1st of all, just brake before you drift or just let go of the gas for a lil' bit. 2nd of all, try going on the inside. For me, works every time when going the intentional route (except for Akina) and solves the issue of getting behind when recovering if you were stuck.

These were my workarounds to these issues, but I do play on mobile so I can't relate to the handbrake

bruh

Big fart me likely

haha jelly drift go jelly

why is game no let download

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because your pc is size of your mom

so... big?

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yes his mom go brttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Wouldn't it actually be the size of his d- I mean umm...

Anyways wouldn't it be the opposite of that if he can't download it?

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your games are sooooo cool! thanks BITCH

Hey Dani! I like the concept of the game, but I had some trouble downloading it from my mac(Trash computer) I think that If you put it on steam you could attract more customers and make it easier to download!

Thanks, bro!

I think the publishing cost takes a little too much money for a game that will generate no revenue :/

good point...

try making the game executable via command line: chmod 755 /Users/$USER/Downloads/Mac.app/Contents/MacOS/Jelly\ Drift

and going in to system preferences going to Security & Privacy and click allow

PS: macOS isn't trash you just got to know your way around the os ;)

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this is fun but its so fucking hard and ragy tbh this is kinda a shitbox make it easier make all cars unloclked and make a free roam gamemode

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get good

become normal not emo kid

wow this game very jelly lol it very good

pretty fire.

no lol

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