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im sorry dani but this game is impossible but the banana car do be lookin kinda *inhales greatly*

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 I didn't like the game

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i take it back, I really hate this. the car is like a feather, the ai is so annoying, and the respawn gates are broken. 1/5

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*gun shots* he likes it now

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good

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i agree

Deleted 2 years ago

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I'm on an Xbox One Controller and can't understand the control

pls help

Jeez did they forget the wheels on my car? DAMN IT JERRY THESE ARE JUST BLACK PAINTED!!!

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I'm gonna need a drivers license to play this thin

you mean - BIGGEST INHALE EVER -

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... noice

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Before all the dani stans (or mega fans) coming in defense saying Im bad or anything.


Reasons why the game kinda sucks

1. The physics are fucked up. Your car feels like a feather whenever the AI pushes you, whilst when you even come into contact with the ais car you wil spin out.

2. If you are on mobile then the fucking controls are absolute garbage.

3. The AI doesnt even have to drift because the AI car has mega grip, whilst your car is just made with the purpose of existing on a FUCKING ICE ROAD.

4. Going back to the physics. If your car touches one fo the little grass polygons on the side of the road on Akula mountain (I think that's what it is called) your car will go fucking FLYING. Also again staying on the topif of the physics. The car is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HANDLE SOME TIMES.

5. The AI can teleport to the last place it was in when it does a backflip. WHILE YOU have to teleport back top that checkpoint that you crossed like 30 seconds ago. Basically the fucking checkpoint system is useless, since it's better to restart once you flip over or smth.

6. Some of the road designs really are meant to piss you off if you go off track accidentally, because of the AI pushing you. For example in Akula (Akila? idk) Mountain there is a little swervy and you have no room to stop drifting from the last drift making you slow down as much as possible, giving the AI the best opportunity to push you off then and there, and if you do get pushed off then good luck getting back on the road, since the road there is a lot more elevated from the ground. (Sorry if you didn't understand my explanation)

Reasons why I like this game:

1. Difficult, but a little too difficult for people who are new to racing games)

2. Beautiful graphics

3. Drift mechanics are cool (Except for the fact that the AI does not drift, would be much cooler to pass the AI while in a corner drifting)

These are the reasons I dont like/like this game, hopefully you update it Dani.

For a the 1st ever racing game you have made, it's really good actually.

Also I know this was made in a hurry, I just wanted to give an opinion on the game, and yes I know opinions are illegal on the internet, but why not give an opinion.

Looking forwards to more updates on Karlsson.


Anyways go drink milk and that's it good bye


Edit: Changed a bit of text.

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this guys language... says f*** or f***ing like every para.lol

lol that's soo true

who doesnt after playing this game and actually trying to play it, you'd go into a mental asylum

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I agree Dani should add more traction...

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git gud

so why did you play on fcking mobile huh?

oh.. i see you don't have fcking PC ? :)

huh please don't make another racing game

this game very haaaaaard

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i thought this was going to be fun.... i need to talk to a psychiatrist.

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is it just me or is that banana car lookin kinda

THICC

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i agree fellow boner


is it me or is this game looking kinda THICC

Show post...

print(“love u dani”)

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it's just missing a multiplayer mode

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HAHA CAR GO VRMMM

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HAHA VROMM VROMM SKERTT SKERTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TO FLIPPING HARD THE AI IS TO CRACKED AND THE PHYSICS ARE TRASH

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no your just to bad XD

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lol this game was made in 2 days also SKILL ISSUE

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physics are ok so thats your problem but dani was on crack when he made the ai like wtf

and why tf is the ai car so FUCKING HEAVY

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agree the physics are trash, least favorite dani game

DANI I CANOT PLAY THIS IN MAC IT JUST SHOWS THAT THERE IS NO APP TO RUN IT ONN HELPPPPP

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idk but this be lookin kinda THICC

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car go broom broom boom skrrrt

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HAHA VROMM VROMM SKERTT SKERTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YESSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SKRRRRT VVVOOM VOOM

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now this is pod racing

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wow Dani........

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haha car zoom boom skrrrrt woooos

haha car go brrrr vroom vroom skrtt vroom brrr

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oh, you don't know what jelly drift is? well jelly  drift is JuSt A LITTLE GaMe ThAt DaNi HaS BeEn WORKING ON It'S PrOBaBlY ThE MoSt wayshdjasdnassac??????

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Skrrt skrrt, brother. Skrrt skrrt.

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I already have minecraft

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Ok but just try out it is the combination of mario and minecraft made in 5 minutes plz try out its not virus Thanks

Regrards Swastik Games

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You saying it's not a virus makes you suspicious.  So no.

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I swear it’s ok if you don’t trust than don’t download it’s I am 12 years old how I can bee a hacker

XD my 12 year old fried can hack and did even manage to shut down the school servers so you could be a hacker 

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fuck off 12 year old bitch, kids not even allowed on this site, i am reporting you

I don't know how to download it

haha car go brrrr vroom vroom skrtt vroom brrr

Why is the UI invisible for me?

haha car go brrrr vroom vroom skrtt vroom brrr

haha car go brrrr vroom vroom skrtt vroom brrr

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haha car go vroom vroom brrr skrrtt brrr

Why cant I open?

vroooooooooom vrooooooooooooooooooom bitch

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