Controls are hard but satisfying when you understand it. Only problem is the AI which is dumb and when it rams you from behind while you're drifting gracefully it makes YOU look dumb as well. Otherwise, nice banana delivery simulator.
the controls are wayy to sensitive and the tire just become slippery as heck when you drift , when you accedentally turn and the you want to go straight you just drift like crazy and you cant recover, when you wanna recover you just drift the other way
i've seen alot of people complaining about the physics,i do hate it to,but i dont think dani will ever update the game considering he never update the other games like milkman karlson
Yeah physics are a bit tricky but you can get good with practice. If you cant drift then dont, the grip runs for most tracks are almost as fast and some corners faster to grip
this game actually sucks balls, first racing game or not you are at least a LITTLE experienced in developing a game.
car drives like someone pissed on my wheels and filled them up with liquid nitrogen, glitches galore, but NOOOO haha funny THICC UR MOM MILK!!!! LMAO!!! quit pandering to reddit twinks and learn how to make games
when people are breaking your game to beat it you have a problem
and if all you can muster is a "g-get better nerd!!" or "its s-s-supposed to be bad..." then you are most likely under the age required to own a drivers license, and if you aren't, then grow up
So, most AAA games are bad? Speedrunners and casuals alike use glitches to progress. That's Just a fact of gaming. Its a difficult game, maybe not intentionally, but it is. It is intended to kinda suck, its Dani, what'd you expect? You cant expect one guy to make a perfect racing game on his first try within a few months.
he still knows how to make games though, karlson is his first fps game and hey, thats a pretty damn fun game. he should have some experience from that, but this game shows none of that. its a bad game, first try or not. and just because its intended to be bad doesnt mean i dont get to call it shit. a bad game gets to be called a bad game, otherwise the makers of said game dont receive any criticism and keep making bad games. and even if it was dani, he could still put more effort into it instead of opting for a barebones uncontrollable mess of a game.
The game works fine. Of course, there are some imperfections but what would you expect. It's just a hard game that you are probably terrible at so you decide to call the game bad to make excuses for your non-gamer skills.
You can call it bad. I would call it bad. It IS bad. But that shouldn't be an insult. It should be the preface to REAL criticism. I don't know the first thing about game design, and if you do, actually help by giving ideas to make it better. This game sucks and is wildly difficult, but I don't hate it. You're just stooping to everyone else's level but just blindly calling it names and saying its bad. And again, you are right "intended to be bad =/= free from being called bad" but if its intended to be bad, That isn't a criticism. Youre calling it what it is, but with a nasty tone on it. You COULD have said "Wow this game kinda sucks. The controls are really bad and its a super hard game. Maybe Dani could've done x, x and x to make it better." But, Then again, do you know anything about game design? You haven't uploaded any games to itch.io, so if you do, and think you could make something better, id love to see and play it. But until you are a game designer, don't just yell at people for having bad games that were made in the span of a few months (or weeks, we don't know how long he was working on the video and the game)
id call myself a game designer, seeing as im working on one right now, although i moreso compose/draw for it than design it. if you want a real review, then dani should...
1. fix the driving, way too slippery and is almost impossible to keep yourself on track 2. quit filling the games with memes or in-jokes, they weren't funny then they arent now 3. fix the difficulty, easy is still borderline unplayable
4. get better presentation
5. PLEASE stop getting the same guy to do the same music, his style is immensely noticeable
so even with criticism i have the same feelings about it, i think it sucks balls
I mean... If you watched the video then you would instantly know that he was just fucking around with this because HE LITERALLY MADE A BANANA CONTROLLER YOU BANANA!
God damn thats harsh. Its a pretty good game you just gotta use a controller and practice a bit. Most fun ive had with a racing game since project cars 2. It has it's issues and the physics arent perfect but thats kinda part of the charm. Didn't have to break the game to beat it btw, but to beat danis godlike times you need to use the shortcuts that he built in.
No need to have a stick up your ass, while I agree that the whole 'reddit thicc milk funny' thing is annoying ,there's no need to go out of your way to go and say 'this sucks balls'
I really enjoyed the game and would love to see more content added. Overall a super fun game with challenging gameplay, banger music, nice car modals, and most importantly, it can be played with a banana.
super fun ai keeps destroying me on the turns also its funny how if you do the tracks in reverse but go through all the checkpoints you can still pass the course and as a bonus the ai just implodes on itself but on the akina downhill you cant scuff your way through it cuz if you try the ai kinda speedsup by a lot so you are screwed
the controls are infuriating, everything is monolithic except you, you touch anything, a car, a fence, THE FUCKIGN GROUND and the next thing you know is that your car is upside down and you have to restart the level (yes I got flipped by touching the ground multiple times and I only played for 30 min). Can't do any fine adjustements, combine that with the above and you get an unplayable piece of garbage. -1/10.
Really fun game once you get used to the controls.... that is if you are playing on time attack. Physics do not apply to the A.I. cars and they will ram you and screw up your entire race completely. Also, I know that this game is supposed to revolve around drifting, but I feel like this game really over does the drifting mechanic, as the cars feel way TOO slidy. You can be doing very well, then all of the sudden, you barely push the car a little too hard, hit a fence, spin, and your lap time is ruined.
It's alright, but here's a few things that can be improved.
Car Feel - The cars just feel slidy and unorthodox, so genuine racing with them is somewhat hard, but just goofing around in Time Trials is fun as fuck. If the cars had a bit more traction so that you could turn without sliding/drifting and were grippier in general the game would feel so much better.
Tracks - A lot of the circuits have the road slightly above the ground mesh, so getting clipped on them is very common.
"AI" - Is merciless and will ram on sight if you are too slow. 10/10.
Pretty cool game, hopefully it can be improved in the future!
yes, couldn't agree more. you lose so much friction coefficient after initially breaking free, and while this is actually realistic the difference is too much in this game to feel quite right. all of the cars behave like 4wd which is fine once you get used to it, but only the evo, gtr, and cybertruck actually are 4wd. all of the others are rwd only which would make cornering a lot different. also braking is jank af. no coast when you take off the throttle so almost like braking, then the brakes immediately lock your tires and reverse you so thats kinda weird. I didn;t make the game so i don't know how much this stuff would take to adjust, but this is not far from something i would buy lol
So since you made your own banana controller to play the game with and since I am way too small brain to make my own banana controller, I decided I would make my own banana VR-headset which is very real and very functional. I'm very glad it was compatible with the banana vr headset, because it was an absolute delight to play this game in such a realistic experience!
I've been playing the game some more outside the video and although it's quite the challenge, I genuinely had a lot of fun playing it hahaha! I always love a challenge!
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the only thing im annoyed at is how cold hearted the AI are, they will not hesitate to send you off a cliff if you tap the brake for even a millisecond
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I didn't love your vroom vroom brrrrr piece of S#it ♥ you can't win
Thats so passive aggressive
Bro you don't know I love Dani but what is this yrr
I tried for 1hr, can't win
kinda frustrated 😥
if u slow down drift turn into 25% if u hold a and w the drift go brrrrr and it painful u will rage a few minute if u play few day u will be some god
Controls are hard but satisfying when you understand it. Only problem is the AI which is dumb and when it rams you from behind while you're drifting gracefully it makes YOU look dumb as well. Otherwise, nice banana delivery simulator.
honestly i have problems if its a driving gam
You made this for fun yet People Keep taking it Seriously, I came with a come back :>
Example;
Person-"The game is bad, Get gud at developing games"
Me-"HE MADE A BANANA CONTROLER FOR THIS, YOU BANANA."
lol, but we cant use a banana controller
unless...
we got a real john mulaney over here, anymore wisecracks kiddo
the controls are wayy to sensitive and the tire just become slippery as heck when you drift , when you accedentally turn and the you want to go straight you just drift like crazy and you cant recover, when you wanna recover you just drift the other way
i've seen alot of people complaining about the physics,i do hate it to,but i dont think dani will ever update the game considering he never update the other games like milkman karlson
Yeah physics are a bit tricky but you can get good with practice. If you cant drift then dont, the grip runs for most tracks are almost as fast and some corners faster to grip
haha banana car go brrrrrrrrrrr vroom vrooom woooooooooooshh bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Me when the:
can I use my phone's accelerometer for the game installed on pc? that would be cool as I don't have dani's box and bananas don't last a day here
For anyone who did not see the video that Dani (the developer) made, here it is. I highly suggest you watch it to better understand the game.
yeah im not going to fall for that
:(
I knew what was coming, but my fate was still sealed.
:)
dani: haha car go skrrrrrrrrttt.
this game actually sucks balls, first racing game or not you are at least a LITTLE experienced in developing a game.
car drives like someone pissed on my wheels and filled them up with liquid nitrogen, glitches galore, but NOOOO haha funny THICC UR MOM MILK!!!! LMAO!!! quit pandering to reddit twinks and learn how to make games
when people are breaking your game to beat it you have a problem
and if all you can muster is a "g-get better nerd!!" or "its s-s-supposed to be bad..." then you are most likely under the age required to own a drivers license, and if you aren't, then grow up
i mean your not wrong but this game is a joke to pump his youtube channel. and its also free so, what did you expect?
it being free does not mean i cant call it bad
were not saying you can't were just saying there's no reason to call it bad since it was intended to be bad.
BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD
yes.......
intended to be bad =/= free from being called bad. a bad game is a bad game, intended or not.
So, most AAA games are bad? Speedrunners and casuals alike use glitches to progress. That's Just a fact of gaming. Its a difficult game, maybe not intentionally, but it is. It is intended to kinda suck, its Dani, what'd you expect? You cant expect one guy to make a perfect racing game on his first try within a few months.
he still knows how to make games though, karlson is his first fps game and hey, thats a pretty damn fun game. he should have some experience from that, but this game shows none of that. its a bad game, first try or not. and just because its intended to be bad doesnt mean i dont get to call it shit. a bad game gets to be called a bad game, otherwise the makers of said game dont receive any criticism and keep making bad games. and even if it was dani, he could still put more effort into it instead of opting for a barebones uncontrollable mess of a game.
The game works fine. Of course, there are some imperfections but what would you expect. It's just a hard game that you are probably terrible at so you decide to call the game bad to make excuses for your non-gamer skills.
its always "ur just not a le epic gamer!!!" dude, the game sucks im saying it sucks
You can call it bad. I would call it bad. It IS bad. But that shouldn't be an insult. It should be the preface to REAL criticism. I don't know the first thing about game design, and if you do, actually help by giving ideas to make it better. This game sucks and is wildly difficult, but I don't hate it. You're just stooping to everyone else's level but just blindly calling it names and saying its bad. And again, you are right "intended to be bad =/= free from being called bad" but if its intended to be bad, That isn't a criticism. Youre calling it what it is, but with a nasty tone on it. You COULD have said "Wow this game kinda sucks. The controls are really bad and its a super hard game. Maybe Dani could've done x, x and x to make it better."
But, Then again, do you know anything about game design? You haven't uploaded any games to itch.io, so if you do, and think you could make something better, id love to see and play it. But until you are a game designer, don't just yell at people for having bad games that were made in the span of a few months (or weeks, we don't know how long he was working on the video and the game)
id call myself a game designer, seeing as im working on one right now, although i moreso compose/draw for it than design it. if you want a real review, then dani should...
1. fix the driving, way too slippery and is almost impossible to keep yourself on track
2. quit filling the games with memes or in-jokes, they weren't funny then they arent now
3. fix the difficulty, easy is still borderline unplayable
4. get better presentation
5. PLEASE stop getting the same guy to do the same music, his style is immensely noticeable
so even with criticism i have the same feelings about it, i think it sucks balls
hes making this game just so he can play with a real banana as a controller, no wonder the game sucks
who hurt you ?
2020
It is fine, we all do
I mean... If you watched the video then you would instantly know that he was just fucking around with this because HE LITERALLY MADE A BANANA CONTROLLER YOU BANANA!
God damn thats harsh. Its a pretty good game you just gotta use a controller and practice a bit. Most fun ive had with a racing game since project cars 2. It has it's issues and the physics arent perfect but thats kinda part of the charm. Didn't have to break the game to beat it btw, but to beat danis godlike times you need to use the shortcuts that he built in.
TL;DR: GIT GUD!!!!
"git gud" or "thats kinda the part of the charm" is not the argument you think it is
No need to have a stick up your ass, while I agree that the whole 'reddit thicc milk funny' thing is annoying ,there's no need to go out of your way to go and say 'this sucks balls'
its called "being blunt"
True
I really enjoyed the game and would love to see more content added. Overall a super fun game with challenging gameplay, banger music, nice car modals, and most importantly, it can be played with a banana.
super fun ai keeps destroying me on the turns also its funny how if you do the tracks in reverse but go through all the checkpoints you can still pass the course and as a bonus the ai just implodes on itself but on the akina downhill you cant scuff your way through it cuz if you try the ai kinda speedsup by a lot so you are screwed
Had a little too much fun. Also got stuck in a glitch lol.
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Dude, shut the fuck up about "bAnAnA cOntRolLeR" you mouthbreathing fanboy.
the controls are infuriating, everything is monolithic except you, you touch anything, a car, a fence, THE FUCKIGN GROUND and the next thing you know is that your car is upside down and you have to restart the level (yes I got flipped by touching the ground multiple times and I only played for 30 min). Can't do any fine adjustements, combine that with the above and you get an unplayable piece of garbage. -1/10.
yeeet
fuck you
this was made by one guy who was fucking around with an Arduino and a banana, this is a free game. stfu and get good bitch.
He made this for fun, HE LITTERALLY MADE A BANANA CONTROLLER FOR THIS YOU BANANA
Really fun game once you get used to the controls.... that is if you are playing on time attack. Physics do not apply to the A.I. cars and they will ram you and screw up your entire race completely. Also, I know that this game is supposed to revolve around drifting, but I feel like this game really over does the drifting mechanic, as the cars feel way TOO slidy. You can be doing very well, then all of the sudden, you barely push the car a little too hard, hit a fence, spin, and your lap time is ruined.
honestly i think dani should put an invisible wall or clear part in front of the fences to make it not as frustrating when you hit the fence
its supposed to be frustrating its not the first time he has made a frustrating game
well i think he didnt intend to trigger us
He makes rage games, its supposed to be super hard and make you want to rave
I mean Rage
Not rave
That would be weird
Lol
one thing i don't like is it's always in full screen
It's alright, but here's a few things that can be improved.
Pretty cool game, hopefully it can be improved in the future!
Wow! That was really cool!
yes, couldn't agree more. you lose so much friction coefficient after initially breaking free, and while this is actually realistic the difference is too much in this game to feel quite right. all of the cars behave like 4wd which is fine once you get used to it, but only the evo, gtr, and cybertruck actually are 4wd. all of the others are rwd only which would make cornering a lot different. also braking is jank af. no coast when you take off the throttle so almost like braking, then the brakes immediately lock your tires and reverse you so thats kinda weird. I didn;t make the game so i don't know how much this stuff would take to adjust, but this is not far from something i would buy lol
good stuff!
I've been playing the game some more outside the video and although it's quite the challenge, I genuinely had a lot of fun playing it hahaha! I always love a challenge!
PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER THE BOTS ARE TOO HARD
dani
just deal with it, the bots are literally programmed to stay on the track and nothing else
get gud noob
i tried to crash the bot to off the track u know what happened i got knock away to the water
this maps are almost as big as your M U M
donate milk boner
HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM SKRRRT FUNNY POOP 69 420 FORTNITE FUNNIES HAHA FUNNY
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Y E S
HOW DO I DONATE TO DANI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
haha drift goe... CRAP I SPILLED MY MILK!
haha internet go brr
haha car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkkkrt brrrrrrrr boom wooosh
0w0
Hey, where's the save folder located? I deleted and re-downloaded the game but my saves were still there
its in the downloads folder you son of a bi-
I deleted it, re-downloaded, my stuff still there
fun, great soundtrack, but i'm terrible at it.
CAR GOES VROOOOOOM!!1!!!!1
haha car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkkrt brrrrrrr boom woooosh
LOL
it was the description LOLLOLLOLLLOOL
The controls aren't actually that bad. I don't know what everyone's complaining about.
the only thing im annoyed at is how cold hearted the AI are, they will not hesitate to send you off a cliff if you tap the brake for even a millisecond
True, very true.
haha car go bruuuum
hah vrooom skrrt drift weeee zoo
it finaly works on mack
It doesn't for me :(
it says i need permission :(
same