not completely and you shouldn’t go around calling people a dumb ass without any basis just because they are struggling with the controls.
the control scheme for PC does suck if you don’t use a controller and many people haven’t realized it yet, the drifting does get fun after you spend time to learn and master it.
no, because if you turn to millimeters you start drifting and spin out and the bot can very lightly tap your car and you will spin out but if you hit the bot it hardly moves at all and the bot has more control over the drifting
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As a sim racer myself, this is a great change of pace for me. the game is hard because you're expecting some form of realism, but once you get used to the jank-ass weirdly lovely physics and handling it's ligit an amazing race experience. as for the NPCs, yeah they're garbage. I've already put like 2 hours into the game, and I'm just now getting "good", but I still find it fun
The game is really fun to play! But also really hard.
That's why I am here to give some feedback! The game is indeed, like you said in your video, very hard to control but that's also something nice about it, it means that there is a big learning curve.
Sometimes it is frustrating, as an example: If you play on easy mode it is still incredibly hard for a new player to win. The game is also not balanced around the bots, what I mean by that is that the bots are "OP" they cannot be moved around and they also don't have the hard to control drifting mechanic. I would maybe just add them that(I don't know anything about programing so I don't know how hard it is to add that).
I hope that my comment is helpful.
Ps: English is not my native language so please don't rant about how terribly it is written.
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Poopy Head is A POOPY STINK
Tilt des Todes.
0/5 the dark souls of racing games really makes you feel like a banana a little something for everyone
thats the point dumb ass
not completely and you shouldn’t go around calling people a
dumb asswithout any basis just because they are struggling with the controls.the control scheme for PC does suck if you don’t use a controller and many people haven’t realized it yet, the drifting does get fun after you spend time to learn and master it.
lol i did not ask
This reminds me of the time I asked about the drill at dani’s house.
- gex
Car go vroom vroom
i love
d r i f t y - d r i f t y - s c r r t - s c r r
this is literally unplayable, i hate it
Cmon give it a shot i know that u didnt even try. Its not the easiest game :/
well i tried and i cant control anything i turn right and the car drifts into the void
try plugging in a controller if you’re on PC, it allows you to get control over how much gas to give and how far to steer
alright ill try that
thats the point dumb ass
Please don't call people "dumb ass" when they need help. That's just flat out mean and it makes you look childish.
lol i never asked
Well that just makes you look more childish
Agreed
Well that makes you look more childish and dumb
this was a joke man
oh nu
This game is so fun and it's hard. I love it!!
this game is stupid hard, but milk out of ten for how stupidly good it is
wow dani check out my own gamedev
bruh im literally addicted to this game
haha banana controller goes skrrrrrt
my game won't run what do i do
Try This Link
That download tutorial is for Milkman Karlson, not Jelly Drift
you should make sure u download itch first. dont just download from the browser
^
r u on mac?
Dani add control change option or i beat yo milk
i cant beat the first level :(
cuz ur not a gamer B
no, because if you turn to millimeters you start drifting and spin out and the bot can very lightly tap your car and you will spin out but if you hit the bot it hardly moves at all and the bot has more control over the drifting
you can't even drive a straight line, because every tiny adjustment causes your car to turn sideways
its a joke :(
oh yeah
no dani you cant just make a game about drifting and call it a game!
dani: haha car go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
this game is wack and i love that it is as wack as it is
milk out of 10
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haha car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkkrt brrrrrrr boom woooosh
original description on android
CAR GOOOOO VROOM BRRR DSKSKSKKS weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg -full description what the game is about
HAHA CAR GOOOOO VROOM BRRR DSKSKSKKS
The handling is a thousand times more better than Cyberpunk. 10 out of Milk.
-IGN
WHAT HOW??? IS THIS REAL???
no just checked the profile 2 days ol
10 out of milk is like saying orange juice out of 10000000000
This game really does go brrr
im always so close but then i drift a little too much and get stuck
counter steering, key to mastering the mechanics in jelly drift, counter steer more than you steer. that fixed up a lot of silly slips
way too many spots to get stuck
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Thiccity thicc
enemy cars like brick me like feather
That's Dani, what did you think?
well yes, but dani funni mani he make controller out of banani. Also just in case you didn't watch his video youtube.com/watch?v=vq3NyBt__PE
As a sim racer myself, this is a great change of pace for me. the game is hard because you're expecting some form of realism, but once you get used to the jank-ass weirdly lovely physics and handling it's ligit an amazing race experience. as for the NPCs, yeah they're garbage. I've already put like 2 hours into the game, and I'm just now getting "good", but I still find it fun
The game is really fun to play! But also really hard.
That's why I am here to give some feedback! The game is indeed, like you said in your video, very hard to control but that's also something nice about it, it means that there is a big learning curve.
Sometimes it is frustrating, as an example: If you play on easy mode it is still incredibly hard for a new player to win. The game is also not balanced around the bots, what I mean by that is that the bots are "OP" they cannot be moved around and they also don't have the hard to control drifting mechanic. I would maybe just add them that(I don't know anything about programing so I don't know how hard it is to add that).
I hope that my comment is helpful.
Ps: English is not my native language so please don't rant about how terribly it is written.
Review:
Graphics:
⬜ BEST!
☑ Good, but not best.
⬜ idk
⬜ Bad.
⬜ WORST GRAPHICS I'VE EVER SEEN!
Music:
☑ BEST!
⬜ Good, but not best.
⬜ idk
⬜ Bad.
⬜ WORST MUSIC!
Sound effects:
☑☑☑ car go vroom vroom zoom drift skkrrt boom
⬜ BEST!
⬜ Good.
⬜ idk
⬜ Bad.
⬜ WORST SOUND EFFECTS!
Compatible with old PCs? (Mine is AMD Radeon HD 5450, AMD Athlon II 160u 2GB RAM)
☑ Yes.
⬜ No.
Friction (Player's car):
☑ Minecraft blue ice with a boat.
⬜ Blue ice without a boat.
⬜ idk what to type here.
⬜ There is some friction.
⬜ Your car doesn't drift.
Friction (AI player):
⬜ Slides
⬜ Doesn't drift
☑ sv_friction 999999999
AI:
⬜ Best!
⬜ Good.
⬜ Not good.
⬜Bad.
☑oof
360s:
☑ ez
⬜ hard
Drift:
⬜ EZ PZ lemon squeezy!
☑ A bit hard.
⬜ Hard.
⬜ So hard.
Hard to learn?
⬜ ez
⬜ Not that hard.
☑ Hard.
⬜ Hardest game eva!
Funny?
☑ You don't even need to ask. It is funni!
⬜ So funny.
⬜ Maybe.
⬜ No it isn't.
Hard to beat Dani?
⬜ So EZ
⬜ EZ
⬜ idk
⬜ A bit hard.
☑ Hard.
My overall score:
11/10
nice that it works on controller
i cant figure out how to make it work can you help
with me, i was just able to plug in my controller and it worked
I think it depends on what controller you have. I have a xbox 360 controller and that works :)
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kool
Is it just me or this game is looking kinda' T H I C C
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Does it only happen to me that Danis ghost just doesnt appear?
You're not the only one.
Looks really promising but it is very difficult to control drifts because the sensitivity is so high. A sensitivity scale would be great.
im goin to beat dani ghost
Me launching the game for the first time: "I'm sure I can beat Dani's ghost easy. he doesn't seem like a racer to me."
Me after 2 hours of playing: "I am not beating Dani's ghost... I am a disgrace to racers"
10/10 gameplay experience. never have I been thrilled to get my ass handed to me on the easiest difficulty until now lmao
My pc wont let me run the game and says they protected me lmao
DOWNLOAD IT ON THE ITCH APP
press more info then run anyways, then it works :)