Before all the dani stans (or mega fans) coming in defense saying Im bad or anything.
Reasons why the game kinda sucks
1. The physics are fucked up. Your car feels like a feather whenever the AI pushes you, whilst when you even come into contact with the ais car you wil spin out.
2. If you are on mobile then the fucking controls are absolute garbage.
3. The AI doesnt even have to drift because the AI car has mega grip, whilst your car is just made with the purpose of existing on a FUCKING ICE ROAD.
4. Going back to the physics. If your car touches one fo the little grass polygons on the side of the road on Akula mountain (I think that's what it is called) your car will go fucking FLYING. Also again staying on the topif of the physics. The car is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HANDLE SOME TIMES.
5. The AI can teleport to the last place it was in when it does a backflip. WHILE YOU have to teleport back top that checkpoint that you crossed like 30 seconds ago. Basically the fucking checkpoint system is useless, since it's better to restart once you flip over or smth.
6. Some of the road designs really are meant to piss you off if you go off track accidentally, because of the AI pushing you. For example in Akula (Akila? idk) Mountain there is a little swervy and you have no room to stop drifting from the last drift making you slow down as much as possible, giving the AI the best opportunity to push you off then and there, and if you do get pushed off then good luck getting back on the road, since the road there is a lot more elevated from the ground. (Sorry if you didn't understand my explanation)
Reasons why I like this game:
1. Difficult, but a little too difficult for people who are new to racing games)
2. Beautiful graphics
3. Drift mechanics are cool (Except for the fact that the AI does not drift, would be much cooler to pass the AI while in a corner drifting)
These are the reasons I dont like/like this game, hopefully you update it Dani.
For a the 1st ever racing game you have made, it's really good actually.
Also I know this was made in a hurry, I just wanted to give an opinion on the game, and yes I know opinions are illegal on the internet, but why not give an opinion.
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thin.
you mean T H I C C
you mean
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I download it but it says failed
pls send help
Um... when ever I try to dowload for mac I double click it and the game shows up but I cant launch it. Am I doing it wrong on mac?
same
did you use the app
So uh I tried opening the app and it said error
to unzip it, use an app (on the app store) called "The Unarchiver". then right click on the zip file, and open with the unarchiver. it should work.
I have that app already
did ya open the zip with unarchiver?
Yes
SO GOOD BRO
One word:
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So it isn't just me...
This is EXTRA THICC
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This game is really hard
Maybe because he made this game for a banana controller
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kids drink milk and be THICC
Good game if i have Bananna Steering Wheel
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Why must i be so bad at this
haha oversteer go brr
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Hey Dani your game do be lookin kinda
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why do people thicc
yes
pro tip: never drift in this game
hey bro dani the games looking kinda *big fat inhale*
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im sorry dani but this game is impossible but the banana car do be lookin kinda *inhales greatly*
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I didn't like the game
i take it back, I really hate this. the car is like a feather, the ai is so annoying, and the respawn gates are broken. 1/5
*gun shots* he likes it now
good
i agree
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I'm on an Xbox One Controller and can't understand the control
pls help
Jeez did they forget the wheels on my car? DAMN IT JERRY THESE ARE JUST BLACK PAINTED!!!
I'm gonna need a drivers license to play this thin
you mean - BIGGEST INHALE EVER -
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... noice
Before all the dani stans (or mega fans) coming in defense saying Im bad or anything.
Reasons why the game kinda sucks
1. The physics are fucked up. Your car feels like a feather whenever the AI pushes you, whilst when you even come into contact with the ais car you wil spin out.
2. If you are on mobile then the fucking controls are absolute garbage.
3. The AI doesnt even have to drift because the AI car has mega grip, whilst your car is just made with the purpose of existing on a FUCKING ICE ROAD.
4. Going back to the physics. If your car touches one fo the little grass polygons on the side of the road on Akula mountain (I think that's what it is called) your car will go fucking FLYING. Also again staying on the topif of the physics. The car is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO HANDLE SOME TIMES.
5. The AI can teleport to the last place it was in when it does a backflip. WHILE YOU have to teleport back top that checkpoint that you crossed like 30 seconds ago. Basically the fucking checkpoint system is useless, since it's better to restart once you flip over or smth.
6. Some of the road designs really are meant to piss you off if you go off track accidentally, because of the AI pushing you. For example in Akula (Akila? idk) Mountain there is a little swervy and you have no room to stop drifting from the last drift making you slow down as much as possible, giving the AI the best opportunity to push you off then and there, and if you do get pushed off then good luck getting back on the road, since the road there is a lot more elevated from the ground. (Sorry if you didn't understand my explanation)
Reasons why I like this game:
1. Difficult, but a little too difficult for people who are new to racing games)
2. Beautiful graphics
3. Drift mechanics are cool (Except for the fact that the AI does not drift, would be much cooler to pass the AI while in a corner drifting)
These are the reasons I dont like/like this game, hopefully you update it Dani.
For a the 1st ever racing game you have made, it's really good actually.
Also I know this was made in a hurry, I just wanted to give an opinion on the game, and yes I know opinions are illegal on the internet, but why not give an opinion.
Looking forwards to more updates on Karlsson.
Anyways go drink milk and that's it good bye
Edit: Changed a bit of text.
this guys language... says f*** or f***ing like every para.lol
lol that's soo true
who doesnt after playing this game and actually trying to play it, you'd go into a mental asylum
I agree Dani should add more traction...
git gud
so why did you play on fcking mobile huh?
oh.. i see you don't have fcking PC ? :)
huh please don't make another racing game
this game very haaaaaard
i thought this was going to be fun.... i need to talk to a psychiatrist.
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is it just me or is that banana car lookin kinda
THICC
i agree fellow boner
is it me or is this game looking kinda
THICC